To the editor:
America, please forgive me. I'm the man who mailed articles all around the world. Many of them told how bad my country's leaders really, are but after studying all government around the world I want to apologize. I found out we have the best government on this planet.
Example: Our President saved the rich people by letting them keep their billions. He made sure the middle class could survive and the poor people could go to a hospital. Me, an eighth grade dropout could go to work and make more than a million dollars. Now more than 80 years old, I can still pay taxes, often thanking my God today for being able to pay thousands of dollars in taxes supporting the best government on this planet.
Addendum: America, please come together and help make our country even better than expected. I have worked for Satan and also I have worked for God, there is no comparison to God. Please believe me.
Grand Haven, Mich.