To the editor:

It’s time for the truth of Jan. 6 to be known.

Yes, it looked like Trump supporters, in their fight to stop the steal and stop the Democrat child-cannibals, stormed and vandalized the capital. But then, we found out that the violent Trumpists were Antifa terrorist infiltrators, there to support make the Trumpists look bad (and so support the democrats, who fund Antifa by buying children from them).  But now, we are told the whole thing is really a plot instigated by the FBI!

None of these stories are true.

It was not Trumpists, Antifa, or the FBI.

This whole insurrection was really a secret plot by the Grey aliens in their long standing war with the little Green ones! Our real enemies are the Greys. They masquerade in their MAGA hats and wave flags, but you can spot them if you know what to look for. 

It is a little-known fact that the blue stripe American flag came about because the Greys are color blind. After realizing their mistake, they made up the story about it supporting police, but then accidentally used the support-the-police flag to beat-up the capital police because they again did not see the difference.

The reason for this whole mess is that the Greys want our military and police resources to fight the Greens, while the Greens are masquerading as democrats, so they can defund the police and reduce military spending, because so many Greys have already infiltrated the police and military.

If people will understand this then they might not be so quick to fall for fake news, and maybe we can get the Greys and Greens to go back to their own planets.