A Visit from Santa Claus (Yooper Version)
It was da night before Christmas, when all trew da house, Der was nobody making no noises, not even doze mouses; Da chukes hung on da chimney wit care, Wit hope dat St. Nick wood be der, eh; In sweaters and union suits, da kits were snug in bed, Wit dreams of pannukakku dancing in der heads. Mudder in her scarf and me with a kromer on my head, Had just settled down for a winter’s snooze in our bed; When out on da snow banks der come-a big noise, I yumped from bed tinking “It’s doze neighbor boys”; I ran to da window to check out da crash, Could-a made it ...