Make it a good one
To the editor:
Donald Trump has been anxious to have another campaign rally, so I have a suggestion for him. Have a huge rally — at Mar-a-Lago — soon!
Provide your own security. I nominate those three tough guys who stood on the Michigan capitol steps with their assault rifles.
Make sure all the participants are crowded together, and masks are not allowed. Masks are only for Democratic sissies.
Encourage lots of hugging, kissing, hand-shaking. And work the crowd yourself, Mr. President. Be sure to have everyone slobber all over each other and you.
I’m confident this event will Make America Great!